Text Messaging

Hey! You know what I hate?? Text Messaging! It's like why text message me when you can just call me? Maybe everyone else has speedy fingers, and thinks it is fun or something, but it is annoying for me and takes forever-thanks for giving me a chore! Maybe I should just start responding to texts by calling-or is that some breach of social etiquette to not respond in kind? Eh whatever, damn the person who invented text messaging!